Bruiser Theatre Company requires 2 female and 1 male actor to join their team for their 2022 “Bruiser In A Box” Autumn production of Teechers by John Godber, under the direction of Artistic Director, Lisa May. The production will tour to schools and colleges throughout the province with accompanying educational workshops and resources.


Fast-moving, inventive and highly entertaining, Teechers is John Godber’s brilliant take on life at a comprehensive school. Written in the mid-1980s, it lays bare the contrasting educational options available in two very different schools by telling the story of a new drama teacher, Jeff Nixon.

Three gobby school leavers – Salty, Hobby and Gail – perform their hilarious end-of-term play, sketching the new drama teacher’s progress through unruly classes, cynical colleagues and obstructive caretakers. Jeff Nixon ignites the kids’ passion for drama, winning them over during two terms of otherwise unrelenting battles against a failing system, disillusioned teachers and disaffected children. Teechers is a modern classic with something vital to say about education for the ‘haves’ and ‘have nots’.


Ian “Salty” Salt (M)

A school-leaver, bright and fresh-faced, rather dirty in appearance.

(Also plays Teacher B, Jeff Nixon, Pete Saxon, Oggy Moxon, Derek Basford, Mr Hatton and Deanie)

Lilian “Hobby” Hobson (F)

Shy. Should be quite large – must be bigger than the other two. She is doing the play despite herself.

(Also plays Mrs Cordelia Parry, Ms Jones, Mr Basford, Ron, Simon “Piggy” Patterson, Oggy Moxon and Mrs Clifton)

Gail Saunders (F)

Loud mouthed, bossy, attractive and full of enthusiasm.

(Also plays Teacher A, Ms Maureen Whitham, Oggy Moxon, Mr Basford, Miss Jackie Prime, Barry Wobschall, Dennis, Doug and Mrs Coates)


A PDF of the full play can be found online for free. This gives the breakdown of all characters in the play. Alternatively, it can be purchased online.

We are looking for:

  • Actors aged between 18-30

  • Vocal and physical versatility and dexterity

  • Excellent multi-roling skills

  • The ability to demonstrate a range of accents (Both Northern Irish and English)

  • An appreciation of Bruiser’s collaborative ethos and physical, ensemble approach

  • Good singers (choral)

  • A flair for imaginative playing

  • Experience of working with young people (GCSE to A-Level)

  • An appreciation of Bruiser’s collaborative ethos and physical, ensemble approach

  • Knowledge and good understanding of the script

Production Dates:

Rehearsals (3 weeks): 12th / 19th / 26th September 2022

Production (3 weeks): 3rd, 10th, 17th October 2022

Audition Process

Please state in the subject title which role you wish to be considered for.

Deadline for submission of CVs: Monday 16th May by 5pm.

  • If shortlisted at Stage 1, actors will be required to prepare a self-tape of sides from Teechers, which we will provide.

Deadline for submission of self-tapes: Monday 23rd May by 5pm.

Bruiser will acknowledge all submissions.

  • A Stage 2 recall session will be required in Belfast on Friday 27th May. This will be live and in-person, in small groups and is likely to last 90 minutes.

Featured Posts
Recent Posts
Search By Tags
Follow Us
  • Facebook Basic Square
  • Twitter Basic Square
  • Google+ Basic Square